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Write a classified ad for your pet! I did this on another forum and it was too funny.

Here are the two that I wrote for the male chins. I will follow up with the rest of the crew (female chins, cats, and dog) later.

Mr. Sensitivity,Diego
I am a two and a half year old mosaic with huge, deep, brown eyes. I have several grey tips but they make me look distinguished, not old. I love cuddling, grooming others, and and ear scratches.
You are a female about the same age. Hopefully, homo ebony (they are my favorite) but I will consider other colors as well. You must like to snuggle, share raisins, and be interested in a life long relationship.
The Stud Muffin, Santos
I am a sexy, buff, violet. I have a lovely coat, a big bushy tail, I'm just hot all over. I enjoy bouncing off of walls, stealing treats from my roommate and causing trouble.
You must be younger than me, babebalicious, and foxy. I don't care what color you are as long as you are cute. I don't enjoy snuggling or sitting still for very long so you must not be clingy!!


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Here is one for my black velvet boy:

Taz, The Devil Man

I am a lean mean fighting machine. I have gorgeous fur and I am in great shape. I hate snuggling and being petted.

I am looking for a pink white honey, who is smaller than me because I am very macho. You must love treats and love stealing others treats. My final request is that you bark at every passing human and non-chinchilla animal.


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Good lord those are funny!


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Originally Posted by Candycane
, I'm just hot all over.
Oh my goodness, I just about died when I read this part. Of course 4:00 in the am could make it just that much more amusing...


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Darling Diva, Jigsaw

I am a 1.5 year old mosaic babe with attitude. I enjoy long runs in the living room and extreme sports such as desk climbing, high jumping and high speed racing. I am extremely hot and I know it. In fact, I like to use my looks to get me ahead in life.

I am looking for a sexy knight with loads of raisins to treat me like the pirncess that I am. He needs to enjoy waiting on me hand and foot, handing his apple branches over when I need them, and grooming my perfect white coat. If he finds this too hard to handle, then he best not bother calling!


Pudgy but sweet, Calypso

I am a 1 year old pudgy black velvet female looking for a sweetheart to spend my days with. Some say I'm a snob, but I'm really just the strong silent type. I enjoy snuggling, running on my wheel and looking at the world outside through the front door. I also love to snack on hay and eat treats.

I am looking for a mate that will sleep a lot, not mind being my personal couch, and will gladly forfeit his spot in the hut whenever I do not feel like sharing. He also needs to be very sociable with humans and act as a distraction whenever they decide they want to try and pick me up. Last but not least, he needs to understand that I get first dibs on food, NO MATTER WHAT!!!!


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Those are all really funny!


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Too bad about the lethal factor, Diego and Jiggy would make a great pair.


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I am a handsome single male skinnypig looking for a female of the same species. I love sharing meals, evening runs and vocalizing (especially when I hear the fridge door open .


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Originally Posted by Candycane
The Stud Muffin, Santos
I am a sexy, buff, violet. I have a lovely coat, a big bushy tail, I'm just hot all over. I enjoy bouncing off of walls, stealing treats from my roommate and causing trouble.

You must be younger than me, babebalicious, and foxy. I don't care what color you are as long as you are cute. I don't enjoy snuggling or sitting still for very long so you must not be clingy!!
Dear Stud Muffin,
You seem like my dream date. I was one year old in October, and am a gorgeous standard female. I would love to "bounce" off some walls with you. I think we could create some magnificent trouble together. I enjoy any and all treats, but never share. You will have to work hard to keep up with me, big boy. I can run in my wheel for hours at a time, and would enjoy a partner who is not afraid of some serious "physical" activity. If you are as buff as you say, I'll be looking forward to your call.
Naughty but Nice, Crystal


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Dear Naughty but Nice,
Never mind Stud Muffin! If your looking for the man of your dreams look no further! I'm an extremely buff and very exotic TOV tan white younger male looking for a gal with experience to spend my lonely days and nights with. I'll share my pellets and wonderfully large selection of treats with you any time. Whether it's just hanging out on a pine shelve together, taking a lovely turn around my large fully furnished playroom or spending the day snuggled up together in my cozy hammock I think I'm the one for you. I'm pretty fond of a little serious "physical" activity myself and don't think I'd have any problem at all keeping up with you on that wheel of yours either. I not a stranger to trouble and look forward to your call.
Give me a call at 555-LOVE
Very Naughty and sometimes NOT very nice, Pip