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A day in the life of your pets...
Too funny,
Subject: Excerpts from the Pet's Diaries
> EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY
>
> 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
> 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 12:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
> 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:30 pm - OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVORITE!
> 6:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE!
> 6:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MASTER'S BED! MY FAVORITE!
>
>
> EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY
>
> Day 183
>
> My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
> objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat
> dry cereal.
>
> The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and
> the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of
> furniture - tomorrow I may eat another houseplant for a change
> of pace.
>
> Day 184
>
> Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet
> while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
> stairs.
>
> In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors,
> I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair -
> NOTE: must try this on their bed.
>
> Day 185
>
> Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt
> to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike
> fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what
> a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
>
> Day 186
>
> Today there was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
> placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could
> hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that
> my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." I must learn
> what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
>
> Day 187
>
> I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The
> dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is
> obviously a half-wit.
>
> The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with
> them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current
> placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, It is
only a
> matter of time.


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Thanks for sharing!


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Yup, anytime. My sister sent it to me, and I thought that this would be the best place to put it.


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That was funny!


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merry chritmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a happy new year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Sorry about that. My friend Janessa is over, and I told her to read this, so she decided to make funny crap while I was upstairs.


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Jeez, lol she didn't even spell Christmas right That made me laugh-especially the cat


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Thanks for posting that LoveGun, that is too funny!