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In keeping with Pickles' posting of rules, here's one that speaks only to cats:
http://www.dgp.toronto.edu/people/Ta...ouse_cats.html


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Hi Molly,

Thats a great set of rules if I do say so myself....heheheh. I guess that cats really do rule the roost....lol

Red, the newt tank slave


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Those are so spot on! LOL

I can add some thing to those for my cats:
Doors
(Booger) and if you can't get the door open bump into for hours so it drives people crazy and gets the dogs to come bump into it too
(Titus) Climb the door frame and sit on top of the door and swat at people's heads then make a flying leap for either a back or a ceiling fan blade when you want down
Bathroom
(Booger)Sit on the counter and insist they turn the water on in the sink even though there are five gallons in your resovior in the kitchen
(Booger) Daddy is drowning in the shower- he needs you to sit on the counter and cry for help for the duration of his shower. He drowns every morning at 5:30. He is in grave danger- cry louder if no one comes.
(Titus) Knock everything off into the toilet. Splash splash.
(Titus) Shower curtains need to be perforated. Aim high.
(Mouse) Fog on the mirror means you are suppose to go squeak squeak with your paws very rapidly.
(Mouse) If someone is on the toilet, they want you to climb into their pants leg and go to sleep instantly. And curl up into a tight ball so they can't figure out how to pull you back out.
(Mouse) If your human goes to the bathroom in the night- be sure to jump up and attack their hand when they reach for the light switch
CHAIRS
(Mouse and whoever jointly) The human just got up! The chair will get lonely if you don't climb into it quickly. And bring a friend.
BEDTIME
(Mouse) This is the perfect time to exercise your OCD. Your mama can sleep just fine with you kneading on her throat and nursing on her chin. Optimum time to attempt this is atleast 5 days after having your nails trimmed. Be sure to not fall asleep for a vey long long time those nights. And be sure to make lots of smacking sounds. Your mama loves this.
(Booger) Only lay on Mama until Daddy is in bed then get on Daddy unless Daddy is grumpy then lay inbetween mama's feet so she is pinned to the bed and cannot move.
(Booger) You are always thirsty and want out to get a drink exactly two minutes after lights out. Take your time getting back, too, so they have to stand there and wait on you.
(Titus)Attack anything that moves. Drop your bottle caps on their faces and in their shoes while they are asleep. If they won't wake up and play fetch, complain loudly then get under the covers and kick with your claws out against bare skin in order to get back out. Also annoy Booger and Mouse so they will fight with you and wake everyone up.
{Hermie) The humans are sleeping. Stare at them until the get a creepy feeling and wake to see your eyes glowing in the dark.

And the toys:
Mouse: dog food- be sure to eat it when you are through batting it around so you puke later
Mouse: there's a lizard on the outside of the window- do your squeaky squeaky paws rapidly and you might just get it. Do this for hours at a time. Be sure to climb the curtain in pursuit if necessary.
Titus: Bottle caps go in people's shoes. And steal all the dog leashes. They won't be able to find them at 6 am and it will be funny watching them panic that the dog is going to crap in the floor
Titus: The dog is wagging it's tail. Slap it and bite it and get the doggie to bark at you really loudly!!!!
Booger: Shoe laces- only when Daddy is trying to lace his boots at 6 in the morning. This never gets old. And don't fall for the shoelace tied to the doorhandle either. Those are not fun at all.


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First, sit on the paper being worked on.

The chair will get lonely if you don't climb into it quickly.

Ha ha ha...that is B.B. for sure!


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Hilarious! Another one to add would be in honour of Isobel:

If your human won't play fetch with you at bedtime, exact your revenge by taking the crinkly ball to bed and playing with it all night, right beside her as she's trying to sleep.

Of course, sometimes that one backfires, because the human hides the ball


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Sounds like all our cats have things in common.
Jenna - Titus and Alex sound so much alike - must be the Siamese in them!


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Those are sooo funny!


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Originally Posted by Mollymitten
Sounds like all our cats have things in common.

Jenna - Titus and Alex sound so much alike - must be the Siamese in them!
If Siamese means 'evil'- sure!