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Question:
Okay, since my homo beige boy is lonely, but doesn't like other males...I got him this little stuffed animal thing. It was in the cage for less than a minute before he decided to "show it who was boss." Yeah, so now he won't stop humping it I took it away and he yells for it, like I hurt him by taking it. I suppose I'll name it Shelia. So I took Shelia away and now he is screaming at the top of his lungs-should I give it back?


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YES! He was just showing Sheila "who's boss." Mounting can be done by both sexes, for dominance or in the mating way, females sometimes show the male they're frisky by mounting. Since Sheila came into his territory, he's just letting his new friend know the pecking order, definitely put her back! LOL!


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Ewww...so I suppose Shelia will be getting tossed into the washing machine tomorrow


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LOL, displaying dominance doesn't necessarily mean that he climaxes. It was thoughtful of you to give him a girlfriend, though, you're a nice mommy!


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Actually, it was rude of me to imply that he's of the heterosexual persuasion. He's a homo beige, and the only chin he's ever shown interest has been a male (that I had to take out after an unwanted "cuddle" and clean up Riley is scarred for life now, so Piper's friend will be Tom-not Shelia


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*falls over laughing*


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*ROLF* Actually, we thought that about one of our boys, but now that he's taken to a gal we rescued (he's neutered, he actually followed her around for the first hour after meeting her with his nose on her anal sac- I can't believe she still talks to him! LOL) I think he may swing both ways...


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HAHA thats hilarious,,,I am so glad he had a new mate,,,, it doesnt matter what the sex is,,as long as hes happy


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Hehe, Felix did that when I gave him a pokemon toy... he managed to get a huge hair ring from it though so I took the toy away rather quickly.


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Carla, I know exactly what you mean! I have a Beanie Baby buddy in the chinnie room that seems to be a popular hit with the boys. The fixation first started with Chuckles and now Shadow has claimed the bear as his own. I hate to say this but each time there was an encounter with "the bear" there was a substance left behind on the bear. Here is Chuckles abusing the bear:
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