Question:
My friend & I have strange conversations.. She asked me last night, "If my cats were dogs, what breed would they be?" So I thought about the personality of each of her cats and told her my guesses..

For my own cats, I think Wiley would be a de-barked Great Pyrenees (he's laid back.. beautiful fur.. watches over his flock which in his case is the chins & spiny mice.. and since he has a hoarse/hissy sounding meow, he sounds like a de-barked dog)
Wilson might be a Brussels Griffon b/c he has a coarse coat like a wire-haired dog might.. he has a 'big head' (my friend calls him Mr. Fat-head).. and he is more demanding of my attention and active than his laid back brother.
So IF YOUR CAT WAS A DOG, WHAT BREED WOULD THEY BE??


Answer:
Ha! Very funny! Let's see...
Booger would be a geriatric Labrador- protective, gentle, clingy, and loyal.
Hermie would be a Blood Hound- lazy with sad eyes, but noisy when some injustice needs to be announced.
Mouse would be a toy poodle- smart and cute, but hyper and annoying.


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Hank would be a pit bull- she's huge, very aggressive & should be banned!!


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Annie would be a miniature schnauzer, very lady-like.
Oliver would be a scottie dog, just like the one from Lady and the Tramp.


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Enkidu would be a hyper smooth JRT, with the ability to jump up onto counters to eat things he's not supposed to.
Cake would be one of those snapping, neurotic miniture Poodles, biting without provocation and hating strangers.