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We are proud to present a piece tonight on toe nail clipping for the feline friend. We dug and dug back into the time capsule for this one -- so with a special news broadcast for you tonight, here is Malibu!
Thanks for the intro, Blu. I'm here tonight to give an eye-witness account of what happened in this... fiasco, to put it lightly.
Eye-witness? Weren't you the target?
Shut up, Blu. As I was saying, I was minding my own business when my owner's boyfriend got it in mind that he needed to be useful. I suppose someone decided that it was time my toenails were clipped. Something about the clacking on the kitchen tiles being very annoying or some such thing.
In any case, I decided that my nails were fine just the way they were. Of course would they listen to me when I told them so? Nooooooo. Of course not.
So, I would like to extend this warning to all the other cats out there. Even though they've put these fake claws on me now, they still trim my nails whenever it comes time to put more fakes on. This is not fun. I urge you, brethren, to resist and revolt! Together we can -
Now, now, now, Bu. Surely, it's not as bad as you think
No? You don't think so, Blu??
Let me show you THIS!
....Point taken, Bu.
Thank you, Blu.


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that picture is priceless!


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!!! I get those poses too!! Great set up Bex!


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That's hilarious! I've gotta side with the cat though.. if I was hung upside down to get my nails trimmed I'd be protesting too!
Your boyfriend looks very determined (and cute)..


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It's hard to be Malibu.
I'll save you Bu! You won't have to be suspended upside and humiliated anymore!
I'm coming for ya!


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*cackles evillly* Yes, my plan to convince Lanka to move up north sooner has finally started to reap results!
er.. *cough cough*... Umm... I don't think he needs to be rescued.... And if you actually think about it, he's not really upside down... his belly is facing the ground.... and 3/4 feet are underneath him......


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I guess so. I bet he feels silly though.
Hey, is Bu a fat cat? Or just fluffy?


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Originally Posted by LankaKitten
Hey, is Bu a fat cat? Or just fluffy?
both.....
He's slightly overweight, but he is "fluffy".....


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yeah right "fluffy" that is what you are calling it these days
your cat is just plain FAT


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Hey! Compared to Blu?? Bu is NOT fat! At least my cat gets exercise!