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A pregnant goldfish is called a twit


Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur


Cat's urine glows under a black light


A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes


A whale's penis is called a dork


and one funny non animal related one


Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33

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What sicko times a pig's orgasm!? And how can they actually tell. Does the pig want a cigarette afterwards?

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Lucky pig...LMAO.Sorry.Couldn't resist.....Did you know that their lttle you know what is shaped like a cork screw?...My sister had pigs.LOL

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OH really did I say you wanna hear more?

Alrightie then:


A snail can sleep for 3 years


The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night


A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.



Only humans and horses have hymens (OMG)


More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes

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I'll stop playing soon but this one's for Mona

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The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night


Major arachnophobe here!! I find that more startling that the porcine orgasms.

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LMFAO.

Luba,you are to darn funny.God it feels so good to laugh on this site.And to have a bit of fun.

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Well thank ya!

I guess that means you want an encore (bowing first) I am so privi to do this for ya'll folks

Here ya go:

Did you know?...A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why


For L.R
More people fear spiders more than they do death



Some lions mate over 50 times a day

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue



A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate


last but not least (some of u may have seen this b4)

The heaviest domestic cat is a tabby called 'Himmy' who weighed 21.3kg (46lb 15oz) at his death in 1984

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Ahhhhhh to be a lion.LOL...I am so bad.Hehehehe....Now you guys know the real me.LOL.


But I do wonder were they get all this info.They must have to do alot of research.

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Ahh but what about the girl lions?

I don't know how strong this dog's tongue is but here's a boxer with a 17" tongue:
http://www.channel4000.com/news/1244113/detail.html

There's a whole bunch more pics on the "tungdog" link. Some really wild ones!!

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Thats a funny dog man!

What a tongue, it could lap up it's entire water dish with one swoosh!

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