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Thought you guys would get a kick out of this, I know I did
RULES FOR NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS

1.) They live here. You don't
2.) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture
3.) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people
4.) To you, it's an animal. To me, He/She is an adopted child who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
5.) Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results.

~Lisa

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my favorite line
Quote: and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch
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Stanky wrote: Thought you guys would get a kick out of this, I know I did
3.) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
You know, I wholeheartedly agree with that one. It truly reflects how I feel these days. It is sad to say, but I am so disgusted with the human race right now....
Animals do not care one iota about race/creed/color/appearance/financial status. Nor do they care about your material possessions. Animals offer unconditional love...something which humans cannot...
Don
It seems to me that what we're saying,
nobody wants to talk about.
This is no time to be wondering why.
- Peter Garrett
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Ditto that.. I like my pets a lot better than 98% of the human population.
Hehehe I want all of those on a t-shirt, I wonder if we can find one with all those rules on it.
~Alexis~
As a lover of my pets, I take on many jobs, waitress, doggy butler, and the least desirable of all, bathroom attendant. But the benefits make up for it!
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Stanky wrote: 4.) To you, it's an animal. To me, He/She is an adopted child who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
I couldn't stop laughing about this line! That is too FUNNY!
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I have actually seen these on a t-shirt on ebay

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great! LOL you could set up a "shop" on www.cafepress.com and have the shirt made and give the link to others on here to order it! that's why I saw done on another message board!
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^That T-shirt looks like a good idea. My favs are the ones that say I love animals more than people & the one that says: To you, it's an animal. To me, He/She is an adopted child who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
~Lisa

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lol I love this list
~Alexandra
Cats were once worshipped like gods. They never let us forget that.
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My Cats:
Spooky:Black/M:12 Yr
Tootle-loo:Black&White/F:11 Yr
Binx:Grey/M:9 Yr
Gizmo:White Tabby/F: 6 Yr
Dusty:Grey/F: 5 Yr
Angel:Black&White/F: 5 Yr
Drizzit:Orange/M: 3 Yr
Timon:Brown Tabby/M: 2 Yr
Duchess:Calico/F: 2 Yr
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cafepress is expensive.
Go into a computer shop and buy a t shirt printing kit, they are really cheap, you put them thru your own printer and iron it onto a t shirt.
In the uk in pc world they were selling them for £5, and pc world isnt the cheapest of places.

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hehe! LOL! I laughed so hard on the 4th one!
Hayley...proudly owned by 13 critters Thanks to Boscosmum for creating these sigs, and Forjazz for animating them! Wheeee!
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Donaldjr1969 wrote: Stanky wrote: Thought you guys would get a kick out of this, I know I did
3.) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
You know, I wholeheartedly agree with that one. It truly reflects how I feel these days. It is sad to say, but I am so disgusted with the human race right now....
Animals do not care one iota about race/creed/color/appearance/financial status. Nor do they care about your material possessions. Animals offer unconditional love...something which humans cannot...
I feel exactly the same!
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Stanky wrote: Animals offer unconditional love...something which humans cannot...
Gotta disagree on this one. You haven't met my sons
(That's not to say being their father is trouble free)
nikako wrote:
Well, cats are practical beings, and when you're wearing a big blue plastic collar around your neck, you can't lick your own butt, so...
Lick the butt you can!
Ornery critters!
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Stanky wrote: 1.) They live here. You don't
My friend takes this one very seriously! He has a pitbull and if he has visitors in his tiny room one of them will have to sit on the floor, so that his Šon can sit on the bed.
I just love this list! I totally agree with 2.) and 3.)
"Don't try to teach a cat anything, they already know everything" - Sidra Malik