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Take the Dog for a Walk
Question: A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! ) The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home." Answer: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That was too funny! Answer: Originally Posted by critter crazy Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That was too funny! LOL I know. HAHA I cracked up when I read it... my dad sent it to me LOL. Hey did you receive your package yet? Answer: Originally Posted by sparks19 LOL I know. HAHA I cracked up when I read it... my dad sent it to me LOL. Hey did you receive your package yet? Nope not yet, but doing my best to be Patient! Answer: HAHA OMG I cant stop laughing, thats sooo Funny! Answer: Lol! Answer: Originally Posted by critter crazy Nope not yet, but doing my best to be Patient! I can't believe it's not there yet.... GRRRR I hope it gets there soon. Answer: Originally Posted by sparks19 I can't believe it's not there yet.... GRRRR I hope it gets there soon. ehh....what can you do, this is the postal service after all! he he he he! Answer: Hahahahaha.....very good Sparksy Wombat Copyright © 2007 - 2008 www.tendlife.com
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