Question:
You Are An Extreme Redneck When........
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-spangled Banner" are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against
it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
18. If you are related to Wombat.


Answer:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

You Are An Extreme Redneck When........

10. You think the last words of the "Star-spangled Banner" are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

NICE one, Womby!!



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HILARIOUS!!!! Priceless Wom!!


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related to you....... hilarious!!!
you are doing great in giving us some really laugh-snorting times here!! thanks!!


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Now that made my day.. Very Good.. Now how much of this could be very true..


Answer:
Originally Posted by lvpets2002
Now that made my day.. Very Good.. Now how much of this could be very true..
Why.....it's all true.
I do keep a dairy you know !!!!
Wom


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This is great!! It gave me a good laugh, and believe me, I needed a good laugh this morning! Thanks!
Willie


Answer:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
You Are An Extreme Redneck When........
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all, watch this."
LOL I actually saw on the news one day... hahahahaha....
A guy was fishing with his friends and he grabbed one of the minnows and said "Hey guys... watch this." he then choked to death on the minnow.
You have to wonder what EXACTLY this man was thinking at the time lol.
19. your safe sex speeches to your kids include "and if you can't keep it in your pants ... at least keep it in the family."


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""19. your safe sex speeches to your kids include "and if you can't keep it in your pants ... at least keep it in the family."""
Thats a good point........Uncle Dad never told me that one. LOLOL
Wom


Answer:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
""19. your safe sex speeches to your kids include "and if you can't keep it in your pants ... at least keep it in the family."""
Thats a good point........Uncle Dad never told me that one. LOLOL
Wom
LOL have you ever heard the song "I am my own Grandpa" HAHA Ray Stevens... it's funny


Answer:
Originally Posted by sparks19
LOL have you ever heard the song "I am my own Grandpa" HAHA Ray Stevens... it's funny
Nope....but that sounds like it could be something out of the Ozarks...lol
Wom