Question:
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on...

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are
interchangeable."


Answer:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha


Answer:
My only problem with making fun of all politicians is what does that say about us - the people who elect them?


Answer:
Originally Posted by Karen
My only problem with making fun of all politicians is what does that say about us - the people who elect them?
what choice do we have if they are all missing their "parts" hahaha


Answer:
What choice do we have?
Vote in the primaries and local elections and ensure the idiots don't get beyond that point?


Answer:
Originally Posted by Lady's Human
What choice do we have?
Vote in the primaries and local elections and ensure the idiots don't get beyond that point?
I hate having to explain the "joke"
What I meant was.....
If everyone that sets foot into politics starts missing their "parts" what choice do we have.... no matter who we vote for they will all have those "parts" missing.
.... Nevermind.
Sorry for starting this in your Joke Wombat lol It wasn't my intention for that to be taken seriously lol


Answer:
It's still hilarious, ha ha ha.


Answer:
Originally Posted by Lady's Human
What choice do we have?
Vote in the primaries and local elections and ensure the idiots don't get beyond that point?
Trouble is........it's impossible to know how they are going to turn out once they reach the top of the heap. So we are all sort of voting a little blindly.
Wom


Answer:
Originally Posted by Karen
My only problem with making fun of all politicians is what does that say about us - the people who elect them?
Politicians get to a point where they believe we are all just sheep anyway.....we all may as well act like sheep....eh ??
Wom


Answer:
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! very funny!


Answer:
Originally Posted by sparks19
I hate having to explain the "joke"
What I meant was.....
If everyone that sets foot into politics starts missing their "parts" what choice do we have.... no matter who we vote for they will all have those "parts" missing.
.... Nevermind.
Sorry for starting this in your Joke Wombat lol It wasn't my intention for that to be taken seriously lol
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!