Question:
WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen
a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a bloody commo. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at
my age.


Answer:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! very funny!!!


Answer:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.



Can I try that?
Womby, WHERE do you get your material?
Priceless!


Answer:
Womby, I was thinking the same as Phred!! WHERE do you get this stuff? It is so super funny!


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I am still rolling in the floor with laughter.. I was taking all of this serious = Until I got to the Bus ride.. This just made my day.. thanks


Answer:
That was a great one!


Answer:
Originally Posted by Cinder & Smoke


Can I try that?
Womby, WHERE do you get your material?
Priceless!
Yeah C&S.....you can try that one....lol.
Better still....try the little trick your Fire Dept icon is doing....onto the policemans leg, that oughta get a reaction....LOLOL
Wom


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Actually my mailbox gets quite full of very good stuff like this.
I belong to quite a large veterans group......most of all my old mates are retired now, so they spend lots of time on their computers....so they find all of this stuff or in turn have it sent to them...and then it comes to me.
Wom


Answer:
hahahaha
I so want to try that someday!! But with my luck I'd get my face bashed against a police car front hood


Answer:
Originally Posted by king2005
hahahaha
I so want to try that someday!! But with my luck I'd get my face bashed against a police car front hood
Get a helmet....LOLOLOL....you shouldn't miss out on all that fun.
Wom