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Camping
Question: The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their >tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. > >Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look >towards sky, what you see? > > "The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars. > > ""What that tell you?" asked Tonto. > > The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, >it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of >planets. >Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to >be >approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord >is >all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.Meteorologically, it seems >we will >have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" > >"You dumber then buffalo poop. Someone stole the tent. Answer: *snort* Answer: Heheheheheeeee....that is an excellent joke Sparks. Hahahaha. Wom Copyright © 2007 - 2008 www.tendlife.com
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