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Once upon a time , a I ask a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said NO!! And then I lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and far*ed whenever I wanted! The End....


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Ahahahah! That is hilarious Gave me a great laugh! You definately know how to live And I mean it!


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I wish I had been as wise.


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Oh hell I just hire a maid , have him make my tinis and fa*t anyways!


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My sister sent me that in a email today.... said she heard it and immediately thought about ME!


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Originally Posted by Marigold2
I wish I had been as wise.
Me Too!!


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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!


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hahaha that's Hilarious!!


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Originally Posted by Laura's Babies
My sister sent me that in a email today.... said she heard it and immediately thought about ME!
Laura, being an old bachelor, I'm that wise!!


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Oh WoW Laura I thought you were talking about me.. Yup I can do all of that high living too.. I know thats why I am still single..


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AMEN TO THAT, GIRLFRIEND!!!
I love living alone and being single. There's a sort of tranquility of it all.


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Ha ha! I've been married 31 years and I shop, don't cook much and I f*rt whenever I want. Oh and I don't clean much, I'm too busy on Pet Talk.


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I'm just curious when fart became a swear word that requires *'s lol.


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Originally Posted by wolf_Q
I'm just curious when fart became a swear word that requires *'s lol.
I wondered that myself, just didn't want to be the first to say it!


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I didn't know if it was allowed or not and didn't want to offend anyone...
I LOVE being single and living alone with my babies. I have found that nobody takes better care of me than ME do! Aside from that, living on a boat with 8 to 10 men for 28 days, you kind of had enough when you get home and don't want to have to deal with another one on your off days....