Question:
An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up the garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie


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Oh! Not fair! It's not very nice to make me spit my morning apple juice all over the computer!!!
Very funny! Thanks!


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Roflmao!!!


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I never saw that coming! LOL! Good one Wom!


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Hee hee, good one.


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Wom, that is a great one!


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Another Good One, Womby!!


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You crack me up would love you to mail me some of these for onward transmission to some of my collegues they would love them.........


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Originally Posted by jackmilliesmom
You crack me up would love you to mail me some of these for onward transmission to some of my collegues they would love them.........
No probs mate
Wom


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Ha ha, that's a good one!
(At first I thought it would be a whole tom-ay-to/tom-ah-to pronunciation joke )