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What is it with Nancy Pelosi's cow lick?
I demand the SOTH have a decent haircut!
Will someone slap that stupid grin off of Gonzalez' face?
I be running around with a raincoat over my head.
Is Keebler missing an elf?
When you look at Dennis Kucinich picture him in one of those elf hats.
Global Warining is Real.
MSNBC had a special on global warming last night.they put some people in an auditorium and the hot air in the atmosphere was very apparent....they called it a DEBATE.
Here is my version of tne bill that both houses passed and sent along to the president for a signature...
Dear Hooligans.
I'm will be leaving for vacation on July 1st.
Please feel free to help yourselves to what you can carry out of my home.
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And remember that all politicians who part their hair on the side are crooks!


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Originally Posted by RICHARD
And remember that all politicians who part their hair on the side are crooks!
so are all those with swept back hair wanna-bes? and those with center parts nerds?


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Is Keebler missing an elf?
When you look at Dennis Kucinich picture him in one of those elf hats.
Having seen Dennis Kucinich in person, I can truthfully say that he is much more handsome than he appears on TV or in pictures.
And his clothes are quite expensive, I would guess.


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Political and fun? Who knew those two could successfully be used in the same title. Learn something new every day.


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Well if all the political canidates would not take individual jets to the same meeting, I would be more apt to believe they are serious about global warming. They could jet pool!!!
Don't forget to pack Eddie when you go on vacation. Specially if you are inviting hooligans to take your stuff. He'd be the first thing they would want.


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What about GWB's fancy footwork?
Now that was funny!
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I don't do much politics. But, I did want to welcome you back. It's about time!


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Originally Posted by cmayer31
Political and fun? Who knew those two could successfully be used in the same title. Learn something new every day.
That was my thought as well. if you want to see something politically
funny, catch "famous presidential speeches" on David Letterman some
night. It's a riot.


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Originally Posted by RICHARD

Is Keebler missing an elf?
When you look at Dennis Kucinich picture him in one of those elf hats.


Folks here in oHIo used to refer to him as "Dennis the Menace".

He's always had a "unique" twist on his political views.



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One OF GWB's aides resigned after it was leaked that he used an Escort service.
Geez, getting in trouble for renting a car?? Those "greenies" are taking this global warming way too far!


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What is the big deal with the ex-CIA director's book and the comment "slam dunk"?
Everyone knows that white men can't jump!


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The United States Congress and Senate have solved the issue of climate
change!
THey told a page to fiddle with the thermostat.


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I'm so glad you're back Richard!!!


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Let's see.....
After seeing both debates -and being entertained to no end- I have solved the problem of electing just one president.
Elect them all and either-
Pull names out of a hat when you get tired of current idiot or
Buy a giant greaseboard, write everyone's name and their strengths on it.
Take turns as necessary!
Thanks Mugs! Say hi to Mike for me!


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why can't we go to a british style election, shorter, much shorter, much more real world watching the pols think on their feet at a real debate instead of having chris matthew style softballs lobed at them?