Question:
Is there any point in breathing?


Answer:
Certainly not in an overcrowded elevator!!! (yep, this is my floor)
Is it true that no snowflake ever falls in the WRONG place?


Answer:
No, that's just an urban legend.
Why does the wrong game keep moving? (wrong answer remember)


Answer:
I must anwer *WRONG*, I remember the rules
Because, It's such a boring game (yawn) , it moves around like an ashamed cyberspace worm
But, of course, I will contribute to the cause, as usual~
Did Roy Rogers wear Bluejeans?


Answer:
No, that was actually a tuxedo styled to look like he was wearing blue jeans ...
What are coonskin caps made from?


Answer:
Terry cloth!!! (hey, I have to be WRONG )
How come we need a remote control now to turn the television off?


Answer:
Because, if you get close to the television it will eat you!
What are clocks?


Answer:
Clocks are those wooden shoes made famous by wearers in Scandinavian countries
If i get eaten by a flat-screen television, does it gain weight?


Answer:
No it doesn't gain *weight*, just additional Power !! (they are evil invaders)
Get Away at Once!! , I repeat, "Get Away from those Flat Screens"
How can you tell there is a Ghost in your house? (Whooooooo )


Answer:
If there is a ghost in your house, all men in the house will suddenly start leaving the toilet seat DOWN!!!! Whooooooo !!! indeed!!!
Do lizards really like laying on rocks in the hot sun?


Answer:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Do lizards really like laying on rocks in the hot sun?
No, but all the deck chairs were occupied!
What happens if Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow on Groundhog Day?


Answer:
He finishes his walk with an umbrella!
Do brown cows give chocolate milk?


Answer:
Oh, They USED to give brown milk, but of course, now one has to pay for it!!! How ? Now? Brown Cow!!!
Everyone suggests eating at Mom's Diner~ I suppose it has something to do with good ol home cooking~
So, What's on the Menu there today?


Answer:
Spinich and prune juice with a side of liver! Want some?
What are knobby knees?


Answer:
Knobby Knees are a Physical Ailment ~ experienced right after a visit to Mom's Diner~ followed by a mad dash to the nearest rest room!!
(I can't believe I ate the whoooooole thing)
Tracks from the Floor shows underneath the pine trees, tiny torches made from twigs, handfuls of flakey pieces of paper, discarded seed hulls ~rabbit droppings~~~~~~
What else is left ~in plain sight ~after the "Field Mouse Moon Light Super Bowl Party?"