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....and charged with battery.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Don't make me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is
moving.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
My day is not complete until I terrify a complete stranger
If you want to have the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.
Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
Just when you think you've finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
I think all humans suffer from an Identity crisis at some point in their life... Makes me glad I'm a rabbit.
I found these on a bird forum... there is wombat there too just not named the same...LOL..... enjoy... I sure DID


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""If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.""
LOLOL.....thats what I do....LOL.
Wom


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"""I found these on a bird forum... there is wombat there too just not named the same...LOL..... enjoy... I sure DID """
OMG.....a pretender !!!! Another Wombat ????
Time for some culling !!!!
Wom


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Every now and then, when I get the urge to binge-shop, I remind myself of this Steven Wright quote: "You can't have everything; where would you put it?"


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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
OMG.....a pretender !!!! Another Wombat ????
Time for some culling !!!!
Wom
well he´s not named wombat, but he posts these funny things as you do here, there will never another like you wom, you´re THE wom!!!


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Originally Posted by Husky_mom
well he´s not named wombat, but he posts these funny things as you do here, there will never another like you wom, you´re THE wom!!!
Well thank God there isn't two of us !!! The world would be in a lot of trouble then....eh ??? LOL
Wom


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Oh lord give me patience and give it to me now. LOL LOL Oh my gosh I am laughing so hard I am crying. I needed that I am in a bad mood and am ready to bitch slap someone, anyone.


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HEE HEE
Good jokey things!