Question:
A parakeet can bark like a cat. meow like a mouse. and squeak like a dog.
What is the sun?


Answer:
He's the guy who demands being "The Center of Attention"
When the Moon is full, what is it full of?


Answer:
It's full of bologna!!!
What is lard used for?


Answer:
Lard comes in handy as a "great Sandwich filler" after a hard days work on the ol Farm!!!
What does Betty Crocker look like today?


Answer:
Thanks to modern plastic surgery, she looks just like she did a million years ago.
What does silver wear talk about while it's in the kitchen drawer?


Answer:
I think I've met you somewhere, said the spoon to the fork!
Why is a Hammer such a handy thing to have around the house?


Answer:
To nail down hard to find objects.
What did the needle say to the thread/


Answer:
Eye see you!!!
How many flavors of ice cream are there really?


Answer:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Eye see you!!!
How many flavors of ice cream are there really?
That was a good one Moff!!!!!!(Eye see you )

Actually, there are no flavors at all, we've all been brain washed !!!!
What in the World is a Penny Loafer?


Answer:
Oh, this one is easy; it's a loafer named Penny! They hang out at malls a lot.
What do you do with gum?


Answer:
I store chewing gum (ABC gum) right next to the Duct Tape!! They're both Great Home Improvement tools!!!
Did the 3 Little Kittens use a litter box?("Oh Mommy Dear, We sadly fear, our Mittens we have soiled " )


Answer:
Yes, they use a litter box but mittens are forbidden in litter boxes.
What is a cork used for?


Answer:
They are anchors for Ocean Liners of course.
What true sounds do we hear when all is silent?


Answer:
Ah, now we can hear the sounds of all of God's littlest creatures passing gas!!! Those bugs are really gassy!!!
Why is water wet?


Answer:
If it weren't it would get dehydrated. duh!
What temperature do watches stop ticking at?