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Reuters - France - May 8-
France's President Elect Proposes Name Change
At a news cenference after his win in the Franch Presidential election Nicolas Sarkozy has called for the city of Paris to change it's name to the "Biatch That Drives Drunk". The name change reflects the problems thet socialite Paris Hilton is facing due to her recent sentence.
"The 45 day jail term will allow all Pariaians to adapt to the new name and update all signs within the city limits." said Sarkozy.
Ms. Hilton was unable for comment. She currently has no publicist, so calls to her remained unanswered.
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Hilton will serve ALL her sentence in a jail in Lynwood, south of El Lay.
She will not be able to 'buy' her way into a smaller jail because of the charges and sentence.!


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LOS ANGELES -- Free Paris!
That's the message in an online petition asking California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon the hotel heiress from the 45-day jail term she received over a parole violation.
The petition said that Hilton "provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world" and "provides beauty and excitement" to people's mundane lives.

It compares a potential pardon for the 26-year-old socialite to President Gerald Ford's pardon of former President Richard Nixon.
By Tuesday morning, nearly 1,000 people had signed on to the petition.
A judge ordered Hilton on Friday to report to a county jail by June 5 for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
Meanwhile, lawyers for Paris Hilton said that they're getting ready to appeal her sentence.
Hilton's lawyers said that they've taken the first step by filing a notice of appeal with the court. The document is required before a formal appeal can be lodged. The appeal itself will be filed on Friday.
"I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted and I don't deserve this," Hilton told photographers assembled outside her home Saturday.
Previous Stories:
May 5, 2007: Paris To Be Isolated For Safety In Jail
May 4, 2007: Paris Hilton Sentenced To 45 Days In Jail


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Originally Posted by lizbud
LOS ANGELES -- Free Paris!
That's the message in an online petition asking California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon the hotel heiress from the 45-day jail term she received over a parole violation.
The petition said that Hilton "provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world" and "provides beauty and excitement" to people's mundane lives.

It compares a potential pardon for the 26-year-old socialite to President Gerald Ford's pardon of former President Richard Nixon.
By Tuesday morning, nearly 1,000 people had signed on to the petition.
A judge ordered Hilton on Friday to report to a county jail by June 5 for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
Meanwhile, lawyers for Paris Hilton said that they're getting ready to appeal her sentence.
Hilton's lawyers said that they've taken the first step by filing a notice of appeal with the court. The document is required before a formal appeal can be lodged. The appeal itself will be filed on Friday.
"I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted and I don't deserve this," Hilton told photographers assembled outside her home Saturday.
Previous Stories:
May 5, 2007: Paris To Be Isolated For Safety In Jail
May 4, 2007: Paris Hilton Sentenced To 45 Days In Jail
1000 people ??? Is that how many people like her ????
Wow.....that' a lot !!!!
Wom


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Poor baby indeed! She's lucky I'm not the judge. I'd add an extra day to her jail stay every time she whinned about it!!!
AND for her going to Govenor Arnold, I'd give her another month!
You know she will write all about her horrible experience and make even more money. May as well make the story really interesting!


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[QUOTE=RICHARD]LOLOLOL, Well, she better procreate soon- or there will be no one to carry on the family name.
Yeah but how would we know what the exact name was ???? Unless of course she gave a the child her maiden surname. If the choice was the fathers surname, then we may as well just drag out a dictionary and pull words out of it at random.
Wom


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Did she really say that she cannot go to jail because she brings "beauty and entertainment into peoples lives"
This was an item on the breakfast news over here and I nearly died laughing


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She has already got fair or better treatment then non-celebritys in her case. The judge ordered her to go to jail on June 5th, if I am not mistaken if it was a non-celebrity would go to jail right away after the sentencing. She needs to be in jail even longer, there is way to many young girls following in her shoes.


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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
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You know she will write all about her horrible experience and make even more money. May as well make the story really interesting!
MOFF...you are assuming she is capable of writing....


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Originally Posted by Brody's Mum
Did she really say that she cannot go to jail because she brings "beauty and entertainment into peoples lives"
This was an item on the breakfast news over here and I nearly died laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I didn't hear that but it would not surprise me one bit. That's awesome.
What will we do without her providing beauty and entertainment for those 45 days.... I might go into withdrawl


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Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
MOFF...you are assuming she is capable of writing....
Unless it's a cheque or signing her name on her credit card.


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Paris Hilton? Beauty? Pardon me, but I seem to be missing the connection somewhere.


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Originally Posted by Flatcoatluver
She has already got fair or better treatment then non-celebritys in her case. The judge ordered her to go to jail on June 5th, if I am not mistaken if it was a non-celebrity would go to jail right away after the sentencing. She needs to be in jail even longer, there is way to many young girls following in her shoes.
I agree about her treatment over this case. I do think it's so sad that
young women feel they have no other role model in their familes, or personal
lives, that they have to turn to Hilton to measure themselves against.


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Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
MOFF...you are assuming she is capable of writing....
HAH !!!! This has got to be a theme for the next blonde joke of the year
Wom