Question:
David Letterman's Top 10 Signs You've Gone To a Bad Veterinarian

10. When you hand him your cat, he asks uncomfortably, "Monkey?"
9. Two weeks later, your dog coughs up a rubber glove.
8. Big sign in waiting room: No Pets Allowed!
7. Diploma looks a lot like menu from Chinese restaurant.
6. Always saying "I've got a tick in my pants."
5. Sends you a card every spring: "Time for your dog's annual neutering."
4. First question, "What ails your varmint?"
3. He has a lot of posters up advertising cockfights.
2. He himself wears one of those big funnel shaped dog collars.
1. He bites!


Bonus indication you may have gone to the wrong vet......
Sign in front:
Joe's vet and taxidermy.
Either way you get your dog back.

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LOL

There is a vet clinic in Cape Breton that has a sign out side stating " Animal Hospital and Pet Crematorium"
- Just doesn't make me feel comfortable
Actually I think that one made one of those funny sign e-mails that get sent around every once in a while... That one and the "Lick A Chick" Fried Chicken sign are both in Cape Breton, for any one who's seen them

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